Who is who?

I think my memory is failing.. I can't seem to identify who's who in the blog!
Can anyone help refresh my memory? Thank YOU! :P

Wanted: Doraemon magnets from 7-11 Stores

I'm trying to see if I can complete the 35 doraemon magnet collection.
So to any kind soul/s out there: if you happen to buy something from 7-11 and manage to get the free magnet with every $5 purchase, please give ME! :P
In case, you dun knw how the magnet looks like.. here' a picture of the packaging and the magnet. Its call "Doraemon Rainbow World Tour"



I've already have the following magnets:
- France
- Italy
- Thailand
- South Africa
- Vietnam
- Canada
- Egypt
- Singapore - Orchard Road

Arigatou!

Gonza40 updates!

Well well.. its been a long time since I post something in this blog.
So today I shall update all of you about what I had been doing for the past few months.
So, I guess you all know that I was married last Dec..But none of you came! Beijing trip was an excuse to escape from my wedding yah. Haha~ (Juz joking lah..)
But wanna thank you for meeting up for lunch, Ray & Irene! And the blessings you gave via sms. *Smile*
After the wedding, I headed back to work that monday.. Oh well yes, I went back to work. Only headed off for my wedding the following week.
Had a 2 week honeymoon to Korea & Hong Kong with a day trip to Shenzhen and Macau.
Well, of course the vacation was really great.. snowing on the 1st day when we arrived in Korea. Nice~ Cold weather and I simply love it!

Skiing at Yongpyong ski resort was really fun! Weather was a freezing minus 17 degrees! Haha~
Even though I've been to Korea thrice, touring almost the same places each trip. But each trip is always a new experience. =)
Hong Kong trip was good for me.. I must say it really offers good retail therapy for women. haha~ In my opinion , I didn't really buy ALOT. We decided to take up the half day trip in Hong Kong since its quite cheap -- HK60 inclusive of lunch. But felt cheated at the end of it because the lunch was not good at all and we had to oblige paying for the breakfast (SGD 12 per pax) that was supposed to be good.
And mind you, there's a professional cameraman who will snap pictures for you even on half day tours and then charge you HKD 175 (Appx SGD 35) for a picture pasted on a porcelain plaque. Yikes~ I insisted on not buying even after much pestering.
Even though this was my third time to Hong Kong.. it was the first unpleasant encounter with this kind of pushy salesman. *Totally pissed*
We ended the trip at Macau and we find this place quite nice. As its somewhat like Hong Kong, minus the crowds. There's a new place which I really like -- Fisherman's Wharf which has 4 theme parks -- Tang Dynasty, Europe, Aladdin & Dinosaur land. Whats more, its open to the public free of charge where you can take a leisure walk, sit down at the cafe and snap some pictures.. really cool! This place is juz next to Sands Casino, near the pier. Okies, so much for my honeymoon trip..
After coming back for 2 mths, I went to Melbourne with my family during chinese new year. It was a great road trip as I planned the trip with my sister.
There was not much difficulty getting around places though we do get lost finding our accomodation. =)
Some nice places explored -- Ballarat, Great Ocean Road (A very nice scenic drive), 12 Apostles, Apollo Bay, Penguin Parade, Arthurs Seat, Mornington Peninsula etc etc.
Weather was of course sunny as it was summer.. but we don't even sweat! Cos' the air is dry... and cool winds at times. Ya, its my 3rd trip to Mel as well.. But still the same words -- Juz different feeling and experince each time.
I'm wishing for another trip soon! Hahaha~

I can't resist posting this fart

Here's a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times. Next time ya rip one and someone asks, "what was that?", you can now explain!

Silent But Deadly (SBD) Fart The type that remains totally inaudible, yet somehow causes all the occupants of a room to collapse. Can smell like anything, nasal investigators rarely have time to distinguish an odour.

Eggy Fart Smells very much like rotten eggs (or Hydrogen Sulphide). A powerful odor which tends to put people off lunch. Often rips out in the fashion of a Bunbuster.

Windy Fart The sort of fart which goes 'Whoosh', and is more felt than heard. A little like an SBD, but louder and considerably less toxic.

Growling Fart Happens deep within the rectum (and therefore has no smell). Somehow never meets the light of day. Tends to growl like a dog at the vets.

Worrying Fart The kind which seems to be a fart right up to the point at which you release it. At this stage matters become less sure, as it feels too solid for comfort. You go to the bathroom and check your underpants at the next possible opportunity.

Prelude To A Poopie You feel like you have got a large beefy one, but out comes a tiny squeaker fart, and the head of something massive. You tense your buttocks fast, lest you give birth to the brown equivalent of a zeppelin.

Compost Fart You know the compost heap that a gardener keeps at the bottom of the garden? Well if you jump on it you will have some idea of what a compost fart sounds and smells like. Do not attempt this one while you have company.

Beefy One Sounds loud, and butch eg. 'BRAAAAMMPPP!'. Will smell a bit like the rotting offspring of a B.S.E infected cow and a dogturd.

Present (a.k.a 'Time I Wasn't Here' Fart) The type of fart which seems harmless, but then brings a small poopie as a housewarming gift. You shuffle off to the toilet, and thank God you weren't in a business meeting when it happened. If you were in a business meeting of course, you're screwed.

Squeaky Fart Sounds like 'Wheeek'. Normally smells foul.

Bunbuster Fart 'BRAAA!' Sounds like a Beefy one, except much more sudden and much much more powerful. Generally smells eggy or beefy. Leaves your asshole smarting. You really feel these babies.

Trouser Ripping Special Sends seismic ripples to the next city. Rips the back of your pants. This fart genuinely hurts, and you can still feel it 20 minutes later. Anyone sitting nearby at the time will suffer hearing loss.

Escape Pod Fart You think you got away with this one. You forced it out as silently as possible, and nobody heard. You take deep sniffs through your nose, as discreetly as possible. You smell nothing but your deodorant. Then 30 seconds later, as if released from a stasis field, everyone starts to cough and splutter. You point to the person next to you and try to look innocent.

Brewer Fart You try to push a brewer fart the last furlong, but it stays firmly lodged deep within your bowels. You come to the conclusion that it is some form of gaseous landmark.

Sphinctal Napalm Tends to occur a few hours after a hot curry. Nevermind the smell, worry about the burning sensation and the nasty stain you know it must have left.

Stalker Fart Occurs when you leave the room to politely fart elsewhere, and save people the trouble of breathing your flatulent devils breath. You go back into the room, but LO! The foul nasal bombardment has followed you, and you are duly criticised for poor manners.

Burble Fart Bubbly! On The Spot Fart You didn't even know it was there, but suddenly 'Brrmp'.

Not Now! (a.k.a Anal Control Fart) You feel the presence of a mighty fart, and are unable to release it due to your situation. Happens on first dates, at important meetings, and on other such inexcusable occasions. You clench your buttocks together so hard that you nearly give yourself a stroke, and wait for the pressure to subside. Success depends on a number of factors, but Sods law tends to win out in the end.

Hydrated Flatulation (a.k.a Wet Fart) The original wet fart, which leaves a mark on your pants, and gives you a cold wet sticky sensation when you walk. You might not like this little bugger, but you feel right at home with it.

GNL Fart Gambled 'n' lost. You take a gamble that it's going to be a fart and stay where you are, but realize tragically that this is much more than a fart...

Underwater Fart Often done in the bath, or while swimming. Sounds like the engine of a nuclear sub. Can be smelt on rising to the surface, and experienced windbreakers will often catch the fart in an upturned jam jar, in order to set light to them.

Gunshot Fart Gunshot farts sound just like a gunshot. They are exceedingly rare. In fact they are so rare that most people don't know they even exist. One report continues: "I have only witnessed one gunshot fart myself, my own, and almost scared the poop out of my girlfriend who was lying asleep beside me at the time. She thought it was a gunshot, and it was so named." A few others have refered to these rare creatures, so proving their existance.

Tandem Fart Tandem Farts are the worst smelling and longest lasting farts ever to be recorded. They are so named since they are the only fart that is detectable by the nose on a Tandem bicycle (bicycle built for two) as it is being pedaled. A tandem fart occurs when the captain of the bike farts and the stoker smells it. As you can imagine, the fart most be extremely strong to compete with the wind and to get to the stoker's nose. Extremely disgusting farts off of a tandem are sometimes called Tandem farts, but they can never be confirmed as true Tandem.

This is funny~ Haha!