Some definitive LOSER

You know the "L" sign you create with your righthand and put over your forehead to let the target loser knows that they are losers? Well, there are some less embarassing ways to find out if you are a loser.

If you own or is given any of these products, chances are you are a loser or your friends thinks you are a loser.

She looks everybit the Japanese high scholl girl you have been lusting after. Look at the eyes, the uniform, all the way down to the white stockings all emit highscholl sex kitten charms. However having this on your lounge chair or stashed away in the cupboard is a clear sign that you are a loser.

You should get rid of this on ebay ASAP.

Don't throw this out in the dumpster and give some minimum-wage janitor a bad scare. Package it nicely so the guy can enjoy it at home.

This is actually a hot sellin gproduct in Japan (yeah, go figure...) I would have imagined that Japanese girls mastered the word "cute" in this universe. Now why would such a product be a best seller in a country where I thought every other girl is cute? Maybe the Japanese men are spending too much time at "work". Any Japanese women out there can apply to sleep under my armpits. I recon I'll accept 50% of the applicants. My charges are the same USD $76 for an estimated use of 4 times a month for 6 months. No fat chicks thank you.

Next, the Japanese male losers are in for a threat of lap pillows.

How the .... dun ask me, I only deliver the message. Apparently, this is also a hot product in Japan. Which will lead us to our next product.

The H-Rated T-shirt. H is the rating Japan use for over sexed. Maniac level grading I would say. It is a social service to label yourself "H" to warn fellow cute Japanese schoolgirls.