There is only 2 decent ways to go

After much debate over which is a painful way to pass on to the netherworlds with friends, we come to the conclusion that, for guys, there is really only 2 decent ways to pass on….

1) Die in your sleep
2) Die while doing it ;-p

It is a bitch to have to die, so given a choice, I think most practical guys will chose either item 1 or 2. Unless of course you, the reader, can suggest alternatives that we have not explored in our many wasted hours on up market coffee joints and fine dining. Of course there is the huge debate over the nightmares your partner will have after you passed on for item 2, but really, you are already dead, can’t do too much about it. It would be such a shame if you have not had enough of her… sad, sad, sad bastard….

Unless of course you married this mama...