12 Types Of Women To Avoid

Source: stolen from some URL that I cannot remember...

Every single one of us has made mistakes with women. We've been conned, duped and dazed by physical attraction. We've made fools of ourselves by kissing the feet of females who treated us like dirt. We've wasted countless hours and spent small fortunes chasing after women who lied to us and used us, and turned out to be rotten.

But do we learn from our experiences? No. Every time we think it's going to be different. We think if we just try harder, or do one little thing differently, the result will change.

Well, it's not going to change. If you keep pursuing the same kind of woman, you'll just get your heart broken over and over again.

Keep a watchful eye out for the following list of women, and you'll be one step closer to curing yourself of habitual bitch-dating:

1- Miss Feminist
This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male "patriarchy" would allow them to. Any woman who promotes these absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. You can easily identify her by her incessant mantra, "All men think with their penises." Avoid her at all costs.

Arch: As I mentioned in previous posts, this is an instant turn off for guys. To Ms Feminist, sexual equality is cutting off a guys genitals. I think these women are cock envy, emotionally unbalanced because deep down inside, they wanted one too. The extrovert types will one day buy strap-ons for a sexual roles reversal. Guys who married Ms Feminist, lube your buns. Unfortunately there are countries in the world (India, Iraq etc) that women have so little rights that the Feminist almost seems justified. Women in the first world who has never spent more than a year in the third world use library materials and holiday shots to justify their own feminist actions. However, even the most hardcore of a straight (heterosexual) feminist knows that such talk is trash and an instant turn off for men. If a man matters to her, she knows better and would leave the feminist stuff for others she is not interested in. If a woman starts yapping about bra-burning and feminist movement. RUN!

Watch out for women that could not hide their enthusiasm in movies where girls kick guy's asses. Example: Charlie's Angel, Charlie's Angel II. Kill Bill 1&2 is more of a gore movie than girl kicks guys' asses movie. You can never win on Ms Feminist. If men are more successful, to Ms Feminist, it is sexual inequality. What equality are we talking about when women can sleep their way to the top? Guys will have to turn gay to follow suit.

Personally, I think it is much easier to spread your legs than to spread your buns. Look at the ex-HP CEO cum Chairman -- Carly Fiorina who bested COMPAQ's Michael Capellas to the top seat and later outsed HP heir and took the role of chairman. What did she do? She turned a very profitable printer company to a mundane non-performing IT company. Where's the feminist voices here? Guys, turn yourself gay or become the chauvenist pig the feminists narzis are so against. Dump the bitch!

2- Miss Take
She's out for your money -- pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks her vagina is plated with gold and is worth a million dollars. She is greed personified. Since she has no concept of someone else's feelings, her only interest is in getting what she wants. And don't be fooled -- some apparently very "nice" girls are the greediest of them all.

Arch: Had the bad luck of coming up against Miss Take and Miss Turncoat all rolled into one. One huge bottomless pit that bitch. She sponged on everything, expects me to buy her everything. Even made me buy her now husband dinner. Bitch, I hope the greedy slut chokes on her chow.

Also there is this super-sponge that would shamelessly avoid paying her share of anything. Deny owing any money, gluts down the most expensive items on the menu whenever someone foots the bills. You would expect Ms super-sponge to be a sociopath but she lacks social skills. I think she is a budding psychopath. You should bring Ms Take to every buffet in town so maximize the possibilities of her choking herself on her own chow. Remember to up that insurance policy on her and make sure your are the one to benefit from her passing. Anyone remembered the glutton in the movie "seven"?

3- Miss Romance
This type of woman lives in a fantasy world of Lifetime Channel movies and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her bride magazines, imagining that, at any moment, Prince Charming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and offer her a problem-free existence for the rest of her life. The Miss Romances of the world have been coddled by parents and family, told they are "princesses," and have absolutely no idea that real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets. Miss Romance will expect to be taken care of, will be a dud in bed, and will, almost overnight, turn into a shrieking nag. Run.

Arch: Too many of these "princess" running around. Usually, their charm is akeen to "Deadfish" however, they expects to be treated like royality. These greenhouse nutcases are absolutedly removed from reality. Did all the years of reading Romance novels not taught them any charm? Do they think their t-shirt and baggy jeans will beat a small black dress? Well, if it was a tight wet white thin t-shirt with hot denim shorts....

Dream on, these princesses will be left on the shelves to inherit the King's estate. Bring her on a dream holiday on a private island so exclusive that few can afford to go there. Come back without her. Or you can turn to an Evil warlord, lock her in the ivory towel she so craved for and throw away the key. Better make that seal the door and melt the key.

4- Miss Elusive
This woman is closely allied to Miss Romance, but with a dark side. She is usually one of the "walking wounded" -- someone who has been hurt in past relationships and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationships in the present. Your association with her will be one of utter frustration, as first she shows great interest in you, but very quickly runs away -- then repeats this cycle over and over again. Miss Elusive is the queen of mixed messages. She will flirt with you and date you, but you'll never get past "friend" status. What you will get is a million excuses for her unavailability, all calculated to deceive herself that she just doesn't have time for a relationship. Save yourself some heartache -- don't get involved with her.

Arch: So true!! These women are sick and should be prosecuted for wasting the most valueable resource - time. Did they not hear about "Cry Wolf" or were they away listerning to "Snow White and her Evil Stepmother Witch" when "Cry Wolf" was being told? More like selective hearing I think. Dun waste my time. Period. Send her a letter bomb to get even.

5- Miss Angry
Like Miss Feminists, Miss Angrys really don't like men. They scorn the male gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every man they've ever encountered. To Miss Angry, there's no such thing as a nice guy -- they're all "jerks," "creeps" and "pigs." Many of them have lots of simmering anger at men, which can explode at any moment like an erupting volcano. Unless you're into lots of drama and screaming, stay away.

Arch: Super-sponge is also Miss Angry. She talks to herself all the time, is quick to assign blame. Never had a kind word for others and always ready to pass out the meanest comments and challenges. She must have rocks in her head for what quality in her qualify her to threat others so badly and yet sponge off them?!!! Her reasoning escapes me. Turn yourself into the monster that she so hated. At least folks around you can understand why she is so angry. Plug off her fingers one at a time while you are in your monster mode. :D

6- Miss Insecure
This woman seems great at the start because she's very nice, accommodating and treats men well. But her inner insecurities don't take long to surface. Pretty soon she's calling you 10 times a day, asking to see "where the relationship is going," or because she "just wants to hear your voice." She needs constant reassurance that she's attractive, and worries incessantly about her makeup, hair and the alignment of her clothes. She's clingy, needy and compulsively agonizes that you're going to leave her at any moment for "someone better." This kind of thing can get really creepy really fast.

Arch: Ah! Miss Super MA-FAN. Super glue, super lor-soh. Luckily no close brushes with this kind. MA-FAN her back. Call her every 2 minutes and ask her to give you every details of what she is doing, with whom and where. Arrange to meet her and but turn up with the most attractive social escort when you meet her on the roof of a tall building. Pass her a bottle of Dettol for good measure.

7- Miss Bitch
Miss Bitches are the sulkers, pouters and ball-busters of the female world. They are very unpleasant people who treat their fellow humans poorly, care only about themselves, and aren't concerned at all if they hurt you or anybody else. Most Miss Bitches qualify as Miss Takes, too. Miss Bitches are usually good-looking and well dressed, and you can easily identify them by the scowls on their faces as they imperiously strut through the world.

Arch: Too many of these!!! Don't stop if you hit one with your car - repeatedly. Carve out her black heart to ensure she does not come back to live. One less bitch in the world tonight.....

8- Miss Me
A close relative of Miss Bitch, Miss Me is entirely focused on herself. Miss Me needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes. She is a selfish, self-indulgent, self-serving narcissist who was raised as "daddy's little girl," and expects the same from you. Unless you enjoy the company of spoiled brats, stay far, far away.

Arch: Give her a taste of her own medicine. Scream, shout, stamp your feet, etc. Also, your indifference usually does the trick of getting rid of her. Turn selective psycho on her. Cut her up a piece at a time over 12 months, start with her face and remember to put a full body double-wide mirror for her to admire your handiwork.

9- Miss Desperate
Whether it's her baby clock ticking or she's the last of her girlfriends to trap a man, Miss Desperate wants to get married -- now. She doesn't care who the guy is or what he does -- as long as he's got a penis she can drag him to the altar. Watch out for this one!

Arch: Not entirely a bad breed, but fact is they are left on the shelves for some reason. So buyers beware! However, they could be some good finds. However, Miss Desperate can turn into Miss Elusive. Nothing will stop her. Introduce her to your worst enermies to her. Be on a lookout for great deals, ask for presents, flowers and freebies. Perhaps they will throw in the house, bed and kitchen sink if you marry them. Try to get all that without having to actually marry them.

10- Miss Turncoat
She's a conniving little piece of work who's an expert at conning men. Miss Turncoat will tell you exactly what you want to hear until you're hooked deep into the relationship (or married)… and then the truth comes out. Overnight, your sweet little girl turns into a demanding, greedy, mercenary harpy who will browbeat you into submission if she doesn't get her way.

Arch: This is a low woman. Give her all she wants and serve her well. Poison her tea. The disbelieve look on her face when she draws her last breath would be priceless... no... it would still cost you the price of the tea and the poison. Cheap thrills but it's a slow week. Do it.

11- Miss Tease
Usually, you can spot Miss Teases a mile away because she flirts with anything in pants and flaunt her sexuality at every opportunity. Sometimes she sponges off older men; sometimes she's a ball-buster who enjoys getting men sexually excited and then walking away; and sometimes she just basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey. No matter how she operates, you can't trust her because she craves male attention and if somebody better comes along, she'll dump you in a heartbeat.

Arch: Cock teasers. Enough said. Hate them. Tickle them to death with a sharp blade. Keep them guessing when you gonna land the fatal stab.

12- Miss Controlling
She is a subtly nasty one who will wind up directing every phase of your life. She will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk to, what friends you can have, what you can eat -- everything. And if you try to stand up for yourself, she will cut off sex, cry, scream, pout, or use any other deceptive female tactic until you give in and succumb to her demands.

Arch: Try the torture chamber, multiple stabbing, dismemberment - the more she has to suffer, the better chance for your full recovery.

you've been warned!